Post Your Jokes Here :D

[iSean]

Since Xemectrum Look So DEAD I Decided to put Joke Section here.
Sorry I have No Jokes To Share O_O but got one question " *Very Cold Joke*

Question: There are three shop got A,B,C. Shop A Sells Herbs, Fruits, Vegetable; Shop C Sells Bottles. What Shops B Sell?

Please Answer me if you know the Answer?

[flee0308]

Shop B sell bolttled herbs/fruits/vege. Either that or it sells meat?

[iSean]

Wrong Guess Again?
Tips 1
Herb can make wad?

[woshiboy]

meds! another funny joke
Boss:You are fired Worker: why i never do anything! Boss:thats why u are fired

[Boredness]

Xemectrum is not DEAD

[bluefirzen]

Xemectrum is not DEAD

yea it's not .
Well i have one .

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[Jeof]

You see alot of people have been asking me this question arh. They say which better koc or adventurer. But i tell u which is the best. Koc stands for knights of cygnus and cygnus is a female goddess that is very very powerful, even more powerful than the power rangers, a ranger's 5th job. she has mastered the 5th elements in maple, fire, lighning, poision, ice, and holy cow. she has 5 slaves working under her. this five slaves are the job instructors for all the 5 koc jobs. basically they are cygnus's dogs and they all do her bidding. cygnus order them to kill black magician but they too noob so they must build an army of nub replicas therefore they let ppl learn their nub koc powers. theere are 5 jobs for koc, the soul master, flame wizard, win breaker, striker and the night walker. the soul master is a very powerful job it is actually almost the same as the hero but since they are too nub to be hero they when to do some soul searching and realised that they are pl0 at that and so became soul masters. the flame wizards originally came from asiasoft forums and where gud at flamer ppl. after discovering their talents in flaming, they decided to apply them in maple but of coz their fllaming power not as good as the adventurers. then got the win breaker lets not talk about them coz they always lose. everytime u pt with them in MC or watever they will sure 'break' ur win and u will always lsoe with them, so lets not talking bout this losers. then nex there is the striker. all they do is strike 4D and thats why their dmg is always stuck at 4 digits, so they nub. finally there is the night walker errmm they are quite useless they walk during the night and sleep during hte day. u should know that almost all maps i maple is daytime so they cannot walk in most maps and can only sleep. ok i think i summarize all the 5 koc jobs le now u should know more about them. erm currently the 5 slaves haven raise enough nub replicas to kill black magician and cygnus is very angry with them. it has been said that she might banish all of them out of the maple world in other words KOC job might expire soon, so all KOCs beware. ok now lets move on to the adventurers. err the adventurers are basically maplers that like adventure. they are the proest jobs so far more pro than KOC because they can reach lvl 200. THey are pro and powerful and the black magician was once an adventurer too. there are 5 jobs for an adventurer too, but at 2nd job u can choose more jobs. there is the bowman, thief, warrior, mage and finally the pirate. erm these 5 jobs are superior to the respective KOC jobs as all those nub 5 slaves learn all their skills from the pro 5 adventurer classes, but they tweak the skills a little to fit their nub powers. erm the bowman is one pro class they can shoot arrows as very fast speed. these arrows for some reason are pro and auto target monster and fly towards them. in 4th job, bowmans have sharp eyes which is great sought for as every man wants that great gift to look at things (or people) they shouldn't be looking at. erm the nex job is the thief. if u want to be rich and able to steal lots of items and money but dont wanna be hacker then u should be a thief. u see thieves can steal lots of money and in 1st job they got dark sight and can use it to sneak around places (like girl's toilet) and not be seen. they also got lucky seven where u can use in the casino and hit the jackpot (777) many times and eventually u become rich. erm in 3rd job u get to have a shadow partner ( for some reason all other jobs are not humans but vampires coz they dont have a shadow). and in 4th job u can get smoke bomb and choke ppl and also triple throw. erm then for warriors, they are pro and one of my favourite jobs. they have immense strength and can lift the whole el nath mountain in a single hand. in 1st job, they got skills like max hp and therefore they got longer lives and can live up to 1000 years old. in 3rd job they got skills like dragon roar and together with megaphone, it is the ultimate killing skill. finally in 4th job, they got holy charge and become holy and even more holy than the bishops. erm then there is the pirate job. they are also very pro and if u ever watch pirates of the caribbean u should know that they are freaking pro. they can use guns and bang bang shoot people and also use their knuckles. u see the infighters hah, because of their lack of intelligence, they use their hands to fight monsters instead of crafting weapons to kill them. but anyway, they are pro and can transform into power forms and have many skill that can turn them invincible. this invincible frame skills can sometime coz an auto ban that triggers the whole map and ban and pwnz0r everyone in the map. then the gunslingers they are pro coz they shoot shoot shoot shoot but never ever ever ever run out of bullets and the can board a battleship that can work on land wow that is a guinness world record. and finally there is the mages they are the proest job in the world u see they can attack with the power magic full of damage in wand staff or intelligence head claw magic attack. thats why they are powerful coz they are very smart in fact they gave birth to the most powerful mapler in the world the black magician, which was once a normal magician but when to learn dark magic. anyway, mages are so pro coz bishop can cast genesis and bam the whole map dies even gm also shocked and in awe of the powerful genesis. then f/p archmage can cast meteors from the sky. they do this by attracting the asteroids from the asteroid belt in between mars and jupiter. the asteroids come flying towards the earht and enter the earths surface to land as meteors. this causes mass destruction and is as powerful as genesis but without the light. and then the i/l archmage can do the blizzard which is pro. as u can see the adventurers are more pro than the kocs thats why u should play adventurer. erm koc got all those bird bird mounts but adventurer more pro got the pig mounts u can cook them and eat the pork which is tasty. u see for adventurer not only can they ride on their mount they also get free pork to eat how good is that. u see adventures are always better than koc because they are more powerful and pro then koc. i hope that u know that adventueres are better than kocs by now. nex time when someone ask u which is better, tell them adventurer. there are always new adventures when playing the adventurers, but there is no new advnetures for kocs. therfore conclusion is adventurers are better. and oh ya i tell u maplsea going to have episode 3 and come out with aran job this aran job is gonna ownt all jobs even the adventuer jobs. they can use polearms and swing swing swing 360 degrees and kill all monsters within reach. they also can reac lvl 200 and are said to be moer powerful than GMs so prepare for this powerful job many people are going to quit their nub characters to play this powerful job that can own all bosses and even solo pink bean. pink bean was once the pet of arans but arans abandoned it then now it became evil and turn back on them. but arans are the ultimate masters and can kill pink bean and squash it with one attack. erm anyway aran is the best job overall and u can futher improve it by scrolling with 60% 30% and 70% overall scrolls which increasr the overall performance of aran. erm so choose aran as it is the best choice.

Quoted from Cythron @ ASF

[iSean]

Wall of Words O_O"

[bluefirzen]

Wall of Words O_O"

true. wow
i can't believe i finish reading it though.
saw this thread at asf.
Well, his posts and title like different lol.
Talking about koc and adventurer then suddendly say aran the best

[iSean]

I will read it after I do fin my mountain of Book....