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[Joking] Idioms

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:09 pm
by royalsymbol
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is handsome, throw the apple away!

Re: [Joking] Idioms

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 7:53 pm
by evilkie
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is hot/sexy/smexy/horny, throw the apple away!

Re: [Joking] Idioms

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:41 pm
by losttale
lols...nice one...

Re: [Joking] Idioms

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:45 am
by evilkie
A viagra a day, keeps the pureness away.
But if your wife is horny, throw the viagra away!

Re: [Joking] Idioms

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:24 pm
by KFSPC8
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the shorter the skirt,
the better the view

Re: [Joking] Idioms

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:56 pm
by iSean
KFSPC8 wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the shorter the skirt,
the better the view
Indioms =/= Poerm.
Curiosity killed the cat, but why the cat have a good curiosity that killed itself?

Re: [Joking] Idioms

Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:33 pm
by KFSPC8
oh ya.. i ain't sure about the difference though XD